Situation: A U.S. History teacher is working with students on a project where they research a historical character then portray them as if in a wax museum. Other students enter the classroom and push a button and the student recites something familiar to the character’s life, not to mention dresses to the appropriate time. The day before the wax museum is a run through with student actors.
Student 1: (to teacher) I’m doing Patrick Swayze. Do I have to talk like I’m a dead Patrick Swayze. (Student proceeds to gurgle and slur like a zombie)
Student 2: (not hearing the conversation between student and teacher, but witnessing the gurgle and slur) Are you Stephen Hawking?