Damn Dam!!!!

Situation: A carcass of a beaver is found in a nearby creek by a group of students. One student asks if it’s a beaver or an otter, for which the teacher doesn’t have an answer but promises to find out.

Student: Never mind. I know it’s an otter. Beavers hang out around dams.

Teacher: Don’t you mean they build dams.

Student: No. They hang around dams. Like Hoover Dam.

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