LEG in mouth!

Situation: Teacher has asked students to tidy up the room, to include sweeping and picking up trash (leaves and tissue … don’t ask). One student is pushing a broom, spreading dirt around.

Teacher: Hey, what are you doing?

Student: Sweeping?

Teacher: Where did you learn to sweep?

Student: I’ve never done it before.

Teacher: You’re kidding me. Haven’t you ever done chores before?

Student: My family has Mexicans for that.

Teacher: Whoa! That’s rude. My wife is Mexican!

Student: You’re married.

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