Situation: Teacher has asked students to tidy up the room, to include sweeping and picking up trash (leaves and tissue … don’t ask). One student is pushing a broom, spreading dirt around.
Teacher: Hey, what are you doing?
Teacher: Where did you learn to sweep?
Student: I’ve never done it before.
Teacher: You’re kidding me. Haven’t you ever done chores before?
Student: My family has Mexicans for that.
Teacher: Whoa! That’s rude. My wife is Mexican!
Student: You’re married.