Situation: Teacher has asked students to tidy up the room, to include sweeping and picking up trash (leaves and tissue … don’t ask). One student is pushing a broom, spreading dirt around. Teacher: Hey, what are you doing? Student: Sweeping? … Continue reading
Situation: ESL student from China can’t read the whiteboard, so steps forward. He walks around behind a popular female upper classmen he’s known for two days and speaketh insulteth. ESL Student: Come on. Move up. You’re not that fat. Canadian Debutante: … Continue reading
Situation: Teacher advises student to wear sunscreen as he is pink under the afternoon sun. Student: I’m pale because I was born in North Carolina.