Eco-terrorist Bribery?

Situation: Students trying to bribe a teacher to go on a field trip.

Student 1: We’ll do anything to go on this trip.

Student 2: Yeah, anything.

Student 1: Like, we’ll write an essay or something.

Student 2: And writing an essay is like doing extra credit, so that’s good, so we should be able to go on this trip.

Student 1: Or we’ll cut down that fallen tree outside, and clean up all the branches and logs for firewood.

Student 2: We’ll cut down 10 trees for you!

Student 1: Heck, we’d cut down 11, even 13 trees for you!

 

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