Booger Burgers?!

Situation: The discussion of a classic novel’s settings in a Siberian prison camp morphs into a query on hygiene. Hygiene evolves into a discussion on bad habits, i.e. eating boogers.

Student 1: Did you ever pick your nose and eat your boogers?

Student 2: No, I just picked them and put them off to the side.

Student 1: Oh … to eat later?

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