Mark Zuckerberg didn’t graduate from college, so what the HELL?!?!?!

Situation: Students are filling out practice college applications. One student comes across the portion designated “Marital Status” and asks what he should fill in.

Student: What should I put here?

Teacher: Where?

Student: Where it asks ‘Marital Status.’

Teacher: Well, are you ‘married,’ ‘divorced,’ ‘single,’ or ‘widowed’?

Student: I have a girlfriend.

Teacher: (shaking head) Then put down single. Nobody here is anything other than single.

Student: College applications need to have statuses, like Facebook.

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